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To: TEDennis who wrote (849)11/21/1997 12:40:00 PM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4295
 
New York City Will Be Like Downtown IRAQ after Desert Storm -- Yogurt

Ed Yogurt made the comparison between New York City and downtown IRAQ after operation Desert Storm if programmers can't complete their repairs. "Them COBOL honchos are sitting back, relaxing, trying to drive up their price, those SOBs" he warned. "First-level managers know their projects are doomed and nuclear meltdown is inevitable but they can't talk publicly about it." He adds that businesses are busy funneling cash to the Carribean islands where no electronic devices will be left after El Ni¤o wipes the place clean later this winter.

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Looks like they need a company that can Find and Convert code in a fast, accurate, and cost effective manner.

Does anyone know of any company that can do all three?

No need to hire hundreds and hundreds of programmers, let FBN do the work for you.

magneticdiary.com

The solution to the problem you should of started fixing last year.



To: TEDennis who wrote (849)11/21/1997 12:51:00 PM
From: Tech Master  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4295
 
TED-

Have you made a decision about my job application? I am eager to work with Ted in the Security division. It seems that FBNA needs a Baseball Bat Reconstructive Surgery Specialist for "Special Projects".

I think Michal has a volunteer for my first "client". Seems like the FBN
Bug Spray isn't working as well as it is being marketed....

My "techniques" are extremely effective .....they were conceived and perfected in Brooklyn, NY and are being used worldwide every day by professionals like myself.

I am willing to start right away if my Employee Stock Option Program is lucrative enough. I also have my own copier and plenty of toner.....

Tech Master