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Politics : The Obama - Clinton Disaster -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Bill who wrote (63452)	1/5/2012 1:23:44 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 103300

Robin Williams on golf... youtube.com GZ

To: Bill who wrote (63452)	1/5/2012 1:59:20 PM
From: John	1 Recommendation Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 103300

A former Democrat was toasting the upcoming end of Soetoro's fraudulent presidency with his friends in a bar. As the men toasted the political demise of the illegal alien African Muslim and their awakening to what the Democratic Party really is, they slowly became drunk. It was a very happy and hopeful occasion for all. As they drank, one of the men noticed a real live Democratic Party donkey mascot across the dimly-lit bar. It gave him an idea. He spoke up and said, "I'll wager 20 dollars that I can make the donkey laugh." Amused, the others took the bet. The man stood and walked across the bar. When he reached the donkey, he kindly patted his head and whispered something in his ear. The donkey perked up and roared with laughter! Confounded by what they had witnessed, the other men paid their lost bet. A few minutes later, the man told the others, "50 dollars says that I can now make the donkey cry." Easily taken in, the others generally concluded, "You may have been able to make him laugh, but you sure as hell cannot make him cry." They all accepted the friendly wager. The man stood and strolled across the bar and faced the donkey with his back to his friends. Suddenly, the donkey broke down and cried his eyes out like a newborn baby. Flabbergasted by what they had witnessed, the others paid the man his money. As they were leaving for the evening, one of the losers asked the winner, "Please, you have to tell us what happened. How on earth did you make the donkey laugh and then cry?" The winner replied, "Well, at first, I told him that mine was bigger than his, which he obviously thought was hilarious. The poor beast just couldn't contain himself. Then, on my second trip over, I showed him." Everyone in the group roared with laughter as they left the bar. There weren't even any hard feelings over the lost money. Everyone was so overjoyed about the opportunity to vote Obama and all Democrats out of office that nothing else seemed to matter! What a happy ending! -vbg- LOL.