To: Honey_Bee who wrote (64926 ) 1/24/2012 1:35:54 PM From: John 3 Recommendations Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 103300 I always laugh when I ask a leftist to provide an example of the White equivalent to the Congressional Black Caucus. Invariably, one of the following six things happens... 1. He swears at me 2. He calls me a racist 3. He swears at me and calls me a racist 4. He cites the KKK 5. He cites slavery 6. He swears at me, calls me a racist, and cites the KKK and slavery Then, when I politely ask for amplification and clarification, he repeats the process. LOL. How do they do it? How do they perfectly fit that form every time? Surely they must roll a die that is inscribed with the numbers 1 through 6 that reference those six general responses written down on a script in the Leftist's Playbook . Here's the script! "If someone asks you a question about Blacks, roll the die and follow the instructions of the resulting number on die." Die number codes: 1 = swear at person posing question 2 = call person a racist 3 = swear at person and call him a racist 4 = use "KKK" in a short sentence 5 = use "slavery" in a short sentence 6 = swear at person, call him a racist, and randomly use "KKK" and "slavery" in a short sentence If additional questions follow, roll the die again and repeat the procedure. Continue repeating procedure until the questions cease. Example: Mr. Smith, a White racist, mentions in your presence that Blacks commit much more crime that Whites. You should roll the die at this point. Assume that the number 6 results. Using the script as a guide, you should say, "You're a fu¢king racist bastard! The KKK and slavery hurt Blacks." Now, assume Mr. Smith asks you why you're avoiding the question and swearing at him in a hostile way. Quickly roll the die again! Assume that the number 2 results. Again, using the script as a guide, you should say, "Because you're a racist!" Continue to repeat this procedure until the person remains silent or goes away. ROFL. That is the extent of their capacity for applying logic and critical thinking. -g-