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To: Tom Caruthers who wrote (14454)2/7/2012 1:12:05 PM
From: NightOwl  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 14464
 
Good Lord Mr. Tom C!

Obviously you have far too many assets and far more money than you know what to do with.

If I may, I would recommend this aid:

Buy six ounces of gold. Have a jeweler melt it down and mold it into 3 marbles of 2 ounces each.

Then hold the marbles in one hand and rotate them around your palm continuously using only that hand, preferably the dominant hand. Make sure to do this every week-day from 9:30am est to 4:00pm est while the markets are open.

In no time at all I believe you'll find that the urge to own worthless corporate paper (or, I should say, "the spurious digital representations of worthless corporate paper") will soon begin to diminish.
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