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To: average joe who wrote (20758)	2/4/2012 5:34:24 PM
From: Solon	1 Recommendation Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 69300

Had a great idea. Still working out the details. I have been really bored. Hardly anybody around. Just a few Gods like me and not even any air or earth or helium. Thought maybe I would build something but I don't really know what or why. One idea keeps coming back to me, though. I could build a bunch of cows. I could start them really dumb and after millions of years they would start to have bigger brains and then they could love me! ME ME ME!! That would be my PURPOSE...to get them to love me like crazy. THEIR purpose would be to love me (Me ME ME) or PERISH!! I would watch every single one of them every day for millions of years to make sure they peed in the right place and did not sleep on their calves and learned (eventually) to walk on two feet instead of four. Yes, I know four legs are faster but it ruins their thumbs. Anyway, I will then end it all and that might be boring just being loved all day long by all those cows. The cows who don't know about me, I will have even more fun with. I will run them through a meat grinder every day!! How good is that! I thought of just burning the bejesus out of them 24 hours a day to teach them a lesson they can never learn but fire is so boring! A meat grinder is probably a better torture if I can make them think they are dying which they won't be because then the torture would end which would piss me off and disturb all the other feelings of jealousy and anger that have been growing in me for trillions and trillions of years. So that should solve the boredom. I cannot imagine getting bored with putting the cows through meat grinders? If I did, I could show them my rear end and make an earthquake or shove quail up their nose. The cows tend to love me a bit more once I kick the bejesus out of them with a plague or a famine or by dropping them into a big hole in the earth. They gotta know I mean business. I will have those dirty little bovine bastards love me of their own damn free will or I will bloody well know the reason why. And how are all the other gods doing this week, Beezlebub? Have you seen Zeus or Thor? Why don't they ever call...