To: 2MAR$ who wrote (21182 ) 2/12/2012 7:42:40 PM From: Solon 1 Recommendation Respond to of 69300 Every day about 90 Americans commit suicide. Every day ONE American is stayed from suicide by my best friend, Jesus, pulling him/her off the bridge or something similar. All the horrific deaths world-wide that take place every day are part of Jesus's plan. He does stop the odd one out of mercy and because prayer does work wonderfully well. There are, however, some caveats: If you wish to have an infinitesimal chance of prayer working, you must ask at the right time! Ask BEFORE your hands let go of the railing! Yahweh will not be responsible for your change of heart once you are in the air and you will NOT be able to use that particular incident as an evidential reference or testimonial to the power of prayer or the deep love of Jesus Christos! Because you will be dead 100% of the time! There are rules for getting a chance to spin the great wheel of Yahweh for the lucky seven. Make sure you read the fine print... :-) When you pray, Jesus ALWAYS answers. Make sure you ask at the right time. Leave the area of the volcano BEFORE it erupts. Jesus can help you to do THAT. Just be alert to his guidance. He will NOT help anyone who is stupid enough to be in the vicinity of an earthquake, volcano, tsunami, or runaway semi. Why should He?? Will Evolution keep you from jumping off a bridge? I don't think so! Have you ever heard anyone credit Evolution for saving them from a terrible disaster or from doing something stupid like killing themselves? "Hey, I was going to put a bullet into my pet rodent and then into my head but EVOLUTION whispered to me...don't do it. Betty still loves you and taxation might never audit you"?? I don't think so. Dumb scientists left once again with no answers and corn or frogs or something on their face... JESUS ROCKS!!