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Pastimes : Double Zero -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Josef Svejk who wrote (925)	11/23/1997 8:46:00 PM
From: TEDennis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4295

Josef: Thank you for your inquiry. We appreciate the time that you are spending on our thread, and only hope that you appreciate the time we spend putting it together. Nobody understands how difficult it is to be nonproductive when there's such a thin line of distinction between productivity and nonproductivity. Many newcomers not experienced in the ways of the thread have been misled into thinking that we at FBNA actually produce something worthwhile. But, as you probably know by now, we go out of our way to ensure that no such productivity can occur. We have even publicly chastised certain individuals for crossing over that thin line of distinction. A few lashes with a wet noodle, and all was forgiven. As to your question about the Clubhouse. Well, this is not just an ordinary SI clubhouse. This is a top-secret members-only clubhouse that is accessible only to those members of FBN who are in good standing with the company. Since you don't see the "Clubhouse" box above this text, then I'm afraid you haven't been authorized to join the fun yet. Authorization is a simple process. Simply contact one of the members and tell them you'd like to buy a few thousand pre-IPO shares. They'll probably have a few thousand on hand because we print them like they're going out of style. If you read a few posts back, you'll see where I documented the process you must use to acquire the password. Then, you're in! We're all looking forward to the cash that will be generated by signing up another member of our club. As to the IPO, it's currently planned for Wednesday, 11/26 ... the day before Thanksgiving. Seems appropriate, right? Incidentally, if any of this sounded like it was serious, I suggest you go back and reread the main text from the thread header. Spoofingly yours, TEDennis, CEO Fly By Night Associates Aggressively Impacting America's Productivity