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To: Lahcim Leinad who wrote (18940)	4/13/2012 6:29:50 PM
From: Lahcim Leinad	Respond to of 32680

OK, I'll try to clean it up and post it - it's the weekend, a little OT won't hurt. :-) So, this guy comes to the doctor and says, in an incredibly, annoyingly deep, scratchy voice, "Doc, my wife can't stand my voice. What can you do about it? She says if I don't do something about it, she'll divorce me." Doc says, "Easy, my good man, easy. But, you may not like the solution. The problem is the size of your, you know, tool. We can surgically shrink it - by taking out the vast majority of the central part - and then your voice will be just fine. Your wife will adore it." Patient says, "Hmm. That sounds drastic. Wife LOVES our times in bed. It's just the voice she can't stand. But OK, if you think this is the way to go, let's do it!" So they did. Weeks later, patient comes back. In a sweet, lovely voice he says to the doc, "Doctor, any way we can reverse the operation? Wife loves the voice, but hates our intimate times together." Doctor says, in an incredibly, annoyingly deep, scratchy voice, "Surgically impossible."