The Pretty Darn Exhaustive Obama Nickname List I’ve collected this pretty darn exhaustive list of appellations for Barack Obama while surfing the conservative side of the Internet. I’ll add to the list as new ones crop up. Feel free to contribute your own.
The list is current as of June 25, 2012.
 AKOTUS (Ass Kicker Of The United States)
Alfred E. Obama
Anointed One, The
Anti-Founder, The
B. Hussein Obama
B.O.
B-Ho
Bacrack Obama
Bam-Bam
Bambi
Bammy
Bamster, The
Barack Hussein Alinsky
Barack Hussein Kardashian
Barack Ilyich Lenin
Barack Insane Obama
Barack O’Change Obama
Barack The Magic Negro
Barack The Wealth Spreader
Barack W. Bush
Barack Ovomit
Barack Oralbama
Barack Obabykiller
Barack Oralsex
Barack Omelonpatch
Barackus Hubris Maximus
Bareass Banana
Barky
Barrack Inseinn O’bowdown
Barrack SoVain Obama
Barry Soetoro
Barry Obowdown, the im-POTUS
BoBo the Clown
Bobblehead-in-Chief
Bowing Barry Sotero
Boy President, The
Bracket Boy
Brak
Brokeback Insane O’Bummer
Bystander-in-Chief, The
Captain Clueless
 Captain Kickass
Captain Teleprompter
Carter 2.0
Celebrity of The United States, The
Chairman Zero
Chairman Mau-Mau
Chairman Bao
Chairman Bow
Che Obama
Chicago Thug-in-Chief, The
Chicago Charlatan, The
Chief Walking Eagle
Chimpy the Kenyan
Chosen One, The
Commander-in-Thief, The
Community-Organizer-in-Chief, The
Comrade Obama
Comrade Chairman Osama bin Bite-Me
D’OHbama
Dear Leader
Dear Reader
Demagogue-in-Chief, The
Depression President, The
Divider, The
 Dr. DoNothing
Dr. Utopia
Duh One
Dumbo
Ear Leader, The
Emperor Barack I
Empty Suit, The
Empty-Suit-in-Chief, The
First Gay President, The
Food Stamp President, The
Fraud, The
Fraudbama
Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, The
Gaybama
Gelding-in-Chief, The
General Zod (Kneel before him!)
Gerbil President, The
God, Jr.
Greasespot
Great Fraud, The
His Imperious Majesty Barack the First, President of America, Protector of the People as Long As They Know Their Place and Belong to The Right Unions, Defender of the Privileges Accrued by Attending the Right University, and Scourge of the Rich If They Don’t Contribute To The Democratic Party
His O’liness
His Phoniness
His Travesty
His “O”ily-ness
His Holiness Pinocchio Obama
Hopenchange
Hopey-Dopey-Change Goof, The
Hopiate of the Masses, The
Hussein HopenChangen
Jimmy Carter 2.0
Joker, The
Jug Ears
Kenyan, The
Kenyan Kid, The
Kid Clueless
King Barack I
King Mumbo Jumbo
King Putt
 King Zero
Leper Messiah, The
Liar-in-Chief, The
Lightbringer, The
Lightworker, The
LOLbama
Lord Hussein Obimbo
Lyin’ King, The
Man-Child, The
Man-Child President, The
Maobama
Mau-Mauer-in-Chief, The
Messiah, The
Milhouse
Mohammedan Mouthpiece, The
Mr. Magoobama
Mr. Potato Head
My Main Marxist
No-Cojone Pony, The
No-Go Mojo Man, The
Nobama
Nutless Wonder, The
O’Carter
O’Chavez
O-BOW-ma
O-boy
O-cialist, The
OMGWTF
OOO (Occupant of the Oval Office; a.k.a. “Triple O”)
ObaMao
Obama bin Laden
Obama bin Lyin’
Obama Won Kabuki
Obama Osama
Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong
Obama-one Yaphony
Obamachev
Obamadinejad
ObaMadoff
 Obamafail
Obamahammed
Obamandias
Obamanocchio
Obamanure
Obamaramadingdong
Obamateur
Obamawankenobi
Obambi
Obamenbashi
Obamessiah, The
Obaminable
Obamination
Obammunist, The
Obammy
Obarfo
ObeyMe
Obie bum Kabrokie
Obimbo
Oblahblah
Oblowme
Obomba
 Obowa
Obowma
Obozo the Clown
Obroccoli
Obumbles the Clown
Obumma
Obummer
Obysmal
Oclueless
Odopey
Odrama
Odumbass
Odumbo
Odummy
OediPOTUS Wrecks
Ogabe
Oh Bow Low
Oh-Blah-Muhhhh
Oilbama
Oilbowma
Oilslick Obama
Ol’ Jug Ears
OmniPresident, The
One Big Ass Mistake, America
One, The
One Big Awful Mistake, America
Osama Obama
Ovomit
Owebama
Owebowmao
PBO
POSOTUS
Pantload-in-Chief, The
Pantywaist-in-Chief, The
PeeWee
Petulant POTUS, The
Precedent, The
Precedent Uhhhhbama (Peace be upon him)
PresiDEBT of the United States
President Choom
 President Christ Superstar
President Doubtfire
President Final Four
President Flim-Flam
President Jackwagon
President Nancypants
President Pantywaist
President PeeWee
President Pétain
President Pitching Wedge
President Poppins
President Pot Smoke
President Priss
President Prissypants
President Punk
President Rambobama
President Ron Burgundy
President Seven Iron
President Sputnik
President Hopenchange
President HopeNGrovel
President Diapers
Presidunce, The
Promptee, The
Pronoun-in-Chief, The
Punk, The
 Rainbow King, The
Redistributor-in-Chief, The
SCOAMF (Stuttering Cluster**** of a Miserable Failure)
Scooter
Silver-Tongued Emir of Eloquence, The
Skippy
Solomon Obama
Snob-ama
Sparky
Spineless Wonder, The
Squanderer-in-Chief, The
Teh One
Teh Won
Teleprompter Jesus
Teleprompter of the U.S. (TOTUS)
Teletubbie-in-Chief, The
Thug-in-Chief, The
Turkmenbama
Unicorn King, The
Unicorn Prince, The
Urkel
Usurper-in-Chief, The
Waffles The Clown
Whacky Barracky
Wizard of Uhhs, The
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