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To: research1234 who wrote (26969)	9/8/2012 4:47:50 PM
From: gamesmistress	2 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 85487

To which "bold-face lie" do you refer? Andy Borowitz did not specify.

To: research1234 who wrote (26969)	9/8/2012 4:57:37 PM
From: longnshort	2 Recommendations Respond to of 85487

Tell it to Elizabeth Warren Lieawatha What follows is a parody of that which is beyond parody. Perhaps what Edgar Allen Poe meant when he once wrote of a Dream Within A Dream. Should you ask me, whence the bull-s***? Whence these plastic family trees, With the odors of obvious dishonesty With the reek of ethnic chicanery, With the curling smoke of many bong hits, With the rushing of bad PR, With their nauseating repetitions, And their wildly stupid TV As of thunder on MSNBC? I should answer, I should tell you, “From the dainty Hahvad Yard, From the great fakes of the Northland, By the banks of The River Charles From a land of Affirmative Action, To benefit phony Native American ancestry Where the cronies vie for tenure, based on phony ancestory. I repeat them as I heard them From the lips of Faux-cahontus, Friend of Lord-Who-Ate-A-Dog Should you ask where Faux-cahontus Found these claims to get ahead, Found these passports to affirmative action, I should answer, I should tell you, “In the distant dim of past Many moons before the present day, Her long ago relative was a Cherokee, and made her 1/32nd of what she is today! She to slay the Playgirl Centerfold She to finish her RINO hunt She to claim a seat in the Senate And not be remembered as a stupid stunt She must charge her critics w/ sexism Call them names laden with curse Since she lacks any qualification She must make her foe look worse! She to reach the heights of power She to claim the final purse Must stem the tide of mocking venom Before she looks worse than my free verse! She of the line of Lived-In-Distant-Past Five long generations ago She of the 99% mighty and vast She who inspired Occupy Wall Street Was nothing more than a tenure cheat I sing of the laughable Elizabeth Warren To The Hahvad Manor born Who sent her minions to occupy Wall Street As if she were another child of scorn She who calls for higher taxes But refuses herself to pay one dime more She spews her venom and cheap hypocrisy By the River Charles? verdant shore Let her linger in academia With her ilk in the faculty lounge Let her write unread tomes and papers For every publication that she can scrounge But send her not to rule in DC She is not in the least bit just Leave her in her tenured tee-pee Where her ideals can continue to rust There is much that we can do To send this imposter on her way So open up your hearts and wallets And donate to Senator Brown Today!