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Technology Stocks : COMS & the Ghost of USRX w/ other STUFF -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Scrapps who wrote (9904)	12/1/1997 11:15:00 PM
From: David Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 22053

The kill file filled the original release and the correction regarding the literature line. Maybe that's all it is, but I suspect they will re-release it in whole.

To: Scrapps who wrote (9904)	12/1/1997 11:16:00 PM
From: David Lawrence	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 22053

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