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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (13759)11/7/2012 3:06:28 AM
From: EL KABONG!!!1 Recommendation  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 26017
 
Why do people want to live in earthquake zones?

Because they are 49er's fans...

Why do people want to live in tornado alleys?

Because they are Sooners' fans...

Why do people want to live in hurricane territory?

Because every now and then they can play TV weatherman in a bad storm...

Why do people want to live where it's freezing most of the year?

Because they feel reassured that they haven't yet died and not made it to Heaven...

Why do people want to live where it's hot most of the year?

Because you don't have to shovel hot...

Why do people want to live in cities where it is so crowded and noisy?

Because they like being frustrated Jets fans and wallowing in self-pity...

Why do people want to live in rural areas where nothing ever happens?

Hmmm... Do you mean rural areas like Area 51???

Why do people want to live where water has to be pumped in from another state?

Because imported water always tastes better knowing that it's from the other side of the border...

EK!!!