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To: yofal who wrote (149381)	1/28/2013 4:22:01 PM
From: Stock Puppy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 213182

:-) :-) :-) supposedly humorous post ahead. Apple tries to stay ahead of this, but the crowds keep coming. What should Apple do to handle the crowds? They could solve the problem mostly with sonics. No, they don't have to learn a new language, that's sonics, not phonics. I understand there's this high pitched device that causes annoyance to teens, so that'll take care of them. Then they could put on some new fangled (for lack of a better word) music that the teens like to listen to and blast it - "can't understand the words, they call that music?" - that'll take care of the geriatrics. Put news reports on the iMacs and screen about abusive baby sitters and the dangers of "home alone" - that'll take care of the new family people. Then to further disperse the crowds, they could put a subliminal message like "Samsung good, Apple bad" played backwards. No one can tell with the music blasting. Yeah. Then the crowds will be only be hundred or so times that of the MS Surface stores.