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>Subject: If love were always so simple
> >
> >>>>>>> Questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids
> >>>>>>> ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
> >>>>>>> "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work
> >>>>>>> anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in
> >>>>>>> your bedroom." (Judy, 8)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a
> >>>>>>> wife!" (Tom, 5)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
> >>>>>>> "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
> >>>>>>> usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
> >>>>>>> (Mike, 10)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
> >>>>>>> "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to
> >>>>>>> buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to
> >>>>>>> have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing
> >>>>>>> thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be
> >>>>>>> willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few
> >>>>>>> hours." (Kally, 9)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
> >>>>>>> "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
> need
> >>>>>>> somebody to clean up after them!" (Lynette, 9)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a
> >>>>>>> kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
> >>>>>>> "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something
> to
> >>>>>>> do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are
> >>>>>>> so popular." (Jan, 9)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or
> >>>>>>> something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so
> painful."
> >>>>>>> (Harlen, 8)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
> >>>>>>> "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
> >>>>>>> (Roger, 9)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I
> >>>>>>> don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
> >>>>>>> "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in
> >>>>>>> your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome
> >>>>>>> like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."
> >>>>>>> (Gary, 7)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long
> >>>>>>> time." (Christine, 9)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
> >>>>>>> "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because
> they
> >>>>>>> paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
> >>>>>>> "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The
> >>>>>>> Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I
> >>>>>>> have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the
> girls
> >>>>>>> keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade
> >>>>>>> hard enough." (Regina, 10)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER
> >>>>>>> "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even
> >>>>>>> if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of
> bills."
> >>>>>>> (Ava, 8)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
> >>>>>>> "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
> >>>>>>> (Del, 6)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might
> >>>>>>> get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
> >>>>>>> (Alonzo, 9)
>
>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's
> >>>>>>> something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for
> me."
> >>>>>>> (Bart, 9)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT
> ARE IN
> >>>>>LOVE?
> >>>>>>> "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can
> tell if
> >>>>>>> he's in love." (John, 9)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will
> >>>>>>> get cold. Other people care more about the food."
> >>>>>>> (Brad, 8)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on
> fire.
> >>>>>>> They like to order those because it's just like how their
> hearts
> >>>>>>> are...on fire." (Christine, 9)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
> >>>>>>> "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I
> >>>>>>> hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
> >>>>>>> "You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get
> >>>>>>> the best of you." (Doug, 7)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> >>>>>>> "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over
> >>>>>>> you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
> >>>>>>> "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
> >>>>>>> (Tom, 7)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love."
> >>>>>>> (Roger, 8)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you
> >>>>>>> never take out the trash." (Randy, 8)
> >>>>>>>
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