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To: Tom C who wrote (1263)	12/7/1997 11:42:00 AM
From: Tom C	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4295

Hey .. I do not usually post to myself but I have to make an exception here. It being Sunday and having just been informed about the new FBN GOD product, I can't get this .. "You should stock enough for the rest of your natural life (or longer, depending on your religious persuasion)" out of my head. Does this mean that some religions do not supply TP in their versions of heaven? Could someone at FBN ask the Pope where he stands on this tissue, er.. I mean issue. Now if you told me hell does not have TP.. well that is ..believable. Does that statement really mean that there are some religions that I could join that offer eternal natural life and if so, how much TP would be enough? If the author is talking about re-incarnation, why would I need TP if I come back as an insect? Even if I came back as a paper wasp, would I remember were I put it? Well I have to run, I'm off to the store again to increase my stockpile? Regards Tom

To: Tom C who wrote (1263)	12/7/1997 7:11:00 PM
From: Bill Ulrich	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 4295

Tom C, The poster is undoubtedly refering to the Whytokay religion which promises 'longer-than-natural' lifetimes through spiritual remediation of the soul. The basic premise is that mankind was abducted by aliens in 1066 a.d. and spiritually reprogrammed to self-destruct in exactly: magneticdiary.com (scroll down to the counter) By correctly responding to the Question of Life, one becomes eligible for spiritual remediation, and thus, a longer than 'currently natural' life. The Question: "Should one invest in the CSGI automater?" (Secret Answer): "Automater? I don't even know 'er." -MrB