To: tejek who wrote (737523 ) 9/6/2013 4:16:50 PM From: Brumar89 Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1578704 Getting benefit from your tax $: An American Crisis: Fat Lesbians Posted on | September 6, 2013 | 25 Comments Why are lesbians fat? Or, why are fat women lesbians? Is correlation causation? This profound scientific mystery demands an answer, and you can’t have science without a federal research grant :The federal government has spent $2.2 million studying why three quarters of lesbians are obese despite sequestration-mandated budget cuts that critics warned could “delay progress in medical breakthroughs.” The National Institutes of Health awarded an additional $682,873 to Brigham and Women’s Hospital for the study on July 17. The project had received previous grants of $778,622 in 2011, and $741,378 in 2012. Total funding has reached $2,202,873.The project has survived budget cuts due to sequestration , which the NIH warned would “delay progress in medical breakthroughs.” . . . “Obesity is one of the most critical public health issues affecting the U.S. today,” the grant’s “public health relevance” statement reads. . . . “It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic, with nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese , compared to half of heterosexual women,” the project’s abstract states. “In stark contrast, among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males .” Wait a minute — both lesbians and heterosexual males have obesity issues, compared to either straight women or gay men?EXPOSURE TO VAGINA CAUSES OBESITY! The science is settled. That will be $2.2 million , please.theothermccain.com