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To: JeffA who wrote (25799)9/24/2013 1:26:38 PM
From: Honor First  Respond to of 26417
 
LOL... I had heard the first, but not the second. They were twins and thus dead ringers ;)



To: JeffA who wrote (25799)9/25/2013 4:19:26 PM
From: Honor First  Respond to of 26417
 
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening like this?"

The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."



"I can handle that without a problem," the other nun replied, as she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.



"We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "back at our nunnery, we call it Catholic shampoo."



Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.



He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "The curlers are on the house."

Bet you have curlers in your house :)



To: JeffA who wrote (25799)9/29/2013 9:01:36 PM
From: Honor First  Respond to of 26417
 
We had a power outage last night and my PC, TV and games console all shut down immediately, so I had to talk to my wife for a few hours.


She seems like a nice person.