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To: Bilow who wrote (7)	12/9/1997 9:14:00 PM
From: taxikid	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 260

i suppose that would be the reason.. hey clucky lucky why didn't ya tell me you were gonna be here. "real smart like roger babb{s}" howling in my chair.. the world looking at me.. BTW chicken songs by skynyrd FREE BIRD GIMME 3 PECKS "SAT NIGHT SPECIAL"{@ local diner} hehehe enjoy your thread taxi

To: Bilow who wrote (7)	12/9/1997 10:30:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Respond to of 260

Carl, I will try to answer your questions one at a time... Question: Are roosters hen-pecked? Chickens, like humans, can succumb to the nagging and/or emotional distress caused by their significant other. I believe the fowl have it better off, though. This is because hens are not subject to the monthly cycles that affect human females. Question: How big are your eggs? I'm guessing 8 inch diameter. Being a rooster, I have never laid an egg. I did recently have a young hatchling. The mother left me soon after laying the egg, and left me to keep it warm and support the young rooster. His name is Young Atila, for I believe he will be the charismatic bird that will lead the chicken revolution on their day of redemption from the human oppressors. Back to the original question. The mother was a normal-sized hen, and she was not a pleasant individual the day she had to pass that egg. I didn't have a ruler handy, but I would say the egg was bigger than most human's heads (except for maybe Uncle Ike). Question: Do you object to the consumption of unfertilized chicken eggs? I object to the fact that there are unfertilized chicken eggs. Personally, I would like to go and fertilize every one of them. Question: Do you suppose that that first chicken joke is the reason nobody else has posted to this thread? Yes. TLC