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To: E'Lane who wrote (25896)	12/15/2013 5:36:57 PM
From: Honor First	1 Recommendation Recommended By ManyMoose Respond to of 26417

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A.

To: E'Lane who wrote (25896)	12/17/2013 9:33:38 PM
From: Honor First	1 Recommendation Recommended By Justin C Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 26417

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. While his friend just sits and listens in, his wife begins screaming at him, "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the world did you bring him home?" "Because he's thinking of getting married again."