To: Jumper who wrote (354 ) 12/12/1997 10:47:00 AM From: Don Pueblo Read Replies (2) | Respond to
JUMPER AND PETE M. VISIT THE FOOTLOCKERJumper - Pete! What are you doing here, buying shoes? I thought you'd be back at SI fighting off the dipsters.<g>Pete M. - I wore out my soles running away from all these bulls.<-g->Jumper - What kind of shoes are you getting? Maybe some Air Jordan's so you can jump high enough to see stock valuations.<g>Pete M. - Actually, I want a pair of British Knights... you know, BK shoes. <-gg->Jumper - Hey, here's some Nike for $230. Maybe you should wait for them to split. <g>Pete M. - I'd rather buy Micron. <-g-> Look for some BK's.Jumper - I don't think they sell those anymore. Maybe we can use a magic marker and make this pair of K-Swiss look like BK's <g>Pete M. - Ijust happen to have a marker in my pocket. Start drawing.<-g->Jumper sketches on the shoes.... Jumper - Is it a BK yet? <g>Pete M. - Not yet..<-g->Jumper - Now is it a BK? <g>Pete M. - Not even close. BK is a myth.<-ggg->At this point in the dialogue, I must interrupt to explain to the audience that the <g>'s and <-gg->'s after each phrase are not a symbol for grin, or even an emphasis added by me for better telling. High School Kid in a Referee Uniform - Hey, if you guys don't stop making those disgusting <-g> noises, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.Jumper - I'm sorry, sir.High School Kid in a Referee Uniform - I mean it!Pete M. - It won't happen again, sir.Store manager leaves..... Jumper - I think that was a dipster. <g>Pete M. - He better run buy some stock. I think there was a 0.1% retracement just now. <-gg->end
