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To: FISHMAN who wrote (4426)12/13/1997 11:25:00 AM
From: Walt  Respond to of 26850
 
A little humour for the weekend and hints for job resumees.
>This list of excerpts from people's resumes was printed in Forbes
>>magazine.
>>1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience."
>>2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet
>>progroms."
>>3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."
>>4. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."
>>5. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial instutions."
>>6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."
>>7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
>>8. "Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."
>>9. "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time."
>>10. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
>>11. "I was working for my mom until she decided to move."
>>12. "Marital Status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No
>>commitments."
>>13. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
>>14. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs....Please feel free to
>>respond to my resume on my office voice mail."
>>15. "I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one
>>and absolutely nothing."
>>16. "My goal is be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training
>>in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokeridge."
>>17. "I procrastinate, especally when the task is unpleasant."
>>18. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."
>>19. "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments."
>>20. "Instrumental in ruining entire organization for a Midwest Chain
>>store."
>>21. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'.
>>I have never quit a job."
>>22. "Marital Status: often. Children: various."
>>23. "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employess
>>get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under those
>>conditions."
>>24. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous
>>employers."
>>25. "Finished eighth in my class of ten."
>>26. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."
>>THE FOLLOWING QUOTES WERE TAKEN FROM ACTUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS;
>>"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
>>started to dig."
>>"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
>>"I would not allow this employee to breed."
>>"This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
>>definitely won't be."
>>"Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
>>trap."
>>"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
>>whichever foot was previously in there."
>>"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
>>"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
>>"He sets low personal standards and then consistantly fails to achieve
>>them."
>>"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
>>"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts the better."
>>=================================================



To: FISHMAN who wrote (4426)12/13/1997 2:46:00 PM
From: Faze  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 26850
 
To Fishman and Alfonso, I wonder if I could ask some advice
from you two, as you both seem to be quite knowledgable at this stock market game.
Last week I made my first trade, I bought at .08 and sold at .10
the problem is that after the commission I only made $14.00
I didn't know that I had to pay commission of $43.00 when I buy and
also when I sell, is there a cheaper way to buy and sell stocks
other than through the bank.

I am hoping to do a little better on my next trade this is were
I need your advice as I have never bought a stock as expensive as Windspear before.
Would it be wise for me to spend my whole $500.00 on windspear or just half?

Do you two think that Windspear can go up more than .16 as this would be just the cost of my commissions if I bought 500 shares?

Thanks for any help you can give me.