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To: Weekapaug who wrote (11224)	12/14/1997 8:50:00 PM
From: PeterR1700	Respond to of 97611

Week - <<I don't think god likes Bill Gates.>> Well somebody does...Peter

To: Weekapaug who wrote (11224)	12/14/1997 11:07:00 PM
From: S.C. Barnard	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 97611

++++++Off Topic+++++++ Bill Gates in Hell Kymberli Jones Proud T-shirt Winner Bill Gates dies in a car accident and finds himself being sized up by God. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "What's the difference between the two?" "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly," God said, "to see if it will help your decision." First, Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. "This is great!" he told God. "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine" said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire. When he got to Hell, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going?" God asked. "This is awful!" Bill cried. "This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! What happened to that other place, with the beaches and the beautiful women?" God shrugged. "That was the demo."