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To: Night Writer who wrote (11250)12/15/1997 8:04:00 AM
From: tonyt  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 97611
 
Another oldie:

The world is comming to an end and God decides to tell three people to spread the word: The president of the US, The president of Russia and Bill Gates.

The president of Russia address his people: "I have bad news and bad news: The bad news is we were wrong, there is a God, and we're all going to die.

Clinton address the US: "I have good news and bad news: The good news is we were right, there is a God, however the bad news is we're all going to die.

Gates address his sharesholders: "I have good news and good news: The good news is there is a God, and I'm important enough for him to talk to me!