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To: SiouxPal who wrote (1)	9/12/2014 4:30:23 AM
From: elpolvo	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 350

are you going to allow fart jokes here?

To: SiouxPal who wrote (1)	9/12/2014 11:24:22 AM
From: abuelita	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 350

good idea .... thanks for the invite sp.

To: SiouxPal who wrote (1)	9/13/2014 10:49:36 PM
From: Stock Puppy	1 Recommendation Recommended By SiouxPal Respond to of 350

Well my current sport is yoga. Which is not competitive. And not really a sport. Namaste. ;-) I like gymnastics also but I much prefer to do sports than watch sports and I am rather old with issues in almost every part of my body except my right knee and left humerus (only a left humerus - I'm only half funny - get it?) and I don't have access to facilities so that makes the do rather difficult. No not that "do" I mean the other "do"! And I can't conceive - not because of my age (drumroll) or fear of episiotomy (oh wait I'm a boy last I checked) - of Pilates every becoming a sport. Pilates is too deep to be a sport. Abs flexing? "And let's have a replay of Duke's pelvic floor hold - it's doming up - it's amaaaaaaazing!" <- don't think that'll happen Weightlifting - I'm mean the real stuff, not one where the boys and girls make their muscles all pretty and shiny and looking into mirrors - of yeah I'm too old for that, well at least the heavy stuff, jerking it over head. Well, it's cleaned first after playing with the snatch. Shush! You know what I mean! Soccer - oh that's fun but with my eyesight I can't tell which team is which and I'd keep passing the ball to the wrong team. Baseball - at my age I'd fall asleep, just like the audience. Football - never mind unless I want suicide. Hip one, hup two - run away before they clobber my bones! Basket ball - same problem with figuring who is on whose team. At my age I do dribble pretty well though. Lacrosse - oh please. (I'm making the Canadians angry here.) Curling - hey we're talking sports here no? (All the Canadians here just clicked "next") Ice hockey - no thanks, I still have most of my teeth. Besides all the Canadians have left in a huff. Running - now you're talking, I just need someone to set my pace - optimal with a ponytail that swishes back and forth with each step and she shouldn't run too fast so that I can keep up. Okay maybe I should just give up and watch the stuff on TV Oh wait - I'll have to run to the store and lift the TV overhead and get it home. Life isn't easy. :-)