To: Richnorth who wrote (8184 ) 12/15/1997 11:51:00 PM From: Mike Campagna Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 14627
Richnorth: Speaking of income reducing agents..........a little levity > > TO: Support Personel > I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've > been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of > DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the > GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that > DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the > sound is turned off. > But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the > sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay. Girlfriend also > seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program, often trying to > abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have > stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance > from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I > consulted a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I > probably didn't have enough cache to run GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it > would require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right - as soon as I > purged my cache, it uninstalled itself. > Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs > were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus > anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while. I > very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe > first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a > while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I > tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but > GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses > the presence of any other version of GirlFriend and communicates with it in > some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions. > The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some > problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is written in some obscure > language I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly I think there is > too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired > functionality. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you > usually have to use gold-plated contacts. And I've never liked how > GirlFriend is totally "object-oriented." > A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend to > GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of > GirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if > you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, he had to > upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It has > taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary > reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with > FreeSexPlus. Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 > sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-Ins he > wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up > system before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 > came with MotherInLaw which has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn > off. > I told him to try installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if > you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete > MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't > install anyway because of insufficient resources.