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To: Greg or e who wrote (60286)10/15/2014 7:12:43 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 69300
 
"When you come face to face with your maker, you will sh-t your pants and cry like a little baby."

I will whip out my razor and cut his beard and make him look like a gentleman. Then I will take him to dinner where I will ask him to explain all of his sins (it will be a very long dinner!). Then I will tell him that I don't buy his little act. I will take him under the earth where I have me acreage as big as Saturn, and I will torture him until his teeth are so gnashed it would make an owl blink! Damn Hootin!

And I won't stop neither--not for a second. Because I love justice and I love Jesus. If I let him stop suffering it wouldn't be right. He will cry like a baby and I will dunk him in a bathtub full of horse radish and toss mice at him till he quails and begs for forgiveness. But I won't forgive him because I don't feel like it. Anyway...it would not be no fun for that bird--let me tell you that...



To: Greg or e who wrote (60286)10/15/2014 9:03:26 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 69300
 
"When you come face to face with your maker, you will sh-t your pants"

What do you think she will do to me? Cut my fingers off one by one? Go for my eyes? Castration?

Really? Is your Little Jesus that mean? I thought he was all LOVE!!

So what will he do? Spend an entire day torturing me? Or just 1 minute of torture! And then come back billions and billions of days later (after a 1 minute " face to face" with everyone!)...to torture me for another minute! YIKES!

C'mon now! Fess up! What were you picturing in that revengeful mind when you made that gloating comment?? You know something about the Spaghetti Monster that I don't?? :-) :-)