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To: jlallen who wrote (61210)10/24/2014 1:18:50 PM
From: 2MAR$1 Recommendation

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Solon

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diarrhea of the mouth......Such an imbecile & boring, that DNA belongs to a glorified real estate agent like you pretending to be a 2c attorney. Yet your services seem not to be in demand, for why would you find the time to post drivel on some tiny website 10hrs a day??



To: jlallen who wrote (61210)10/24/2014 1:21:36 PM
From: 2MAR$1 Recommendation

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Solon

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Longest list of scum~bag jokes in our society were made up just for people like you ( as everyobody knows) so majority rules , hehe

Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.


lol



To: jlallen who wrote (61210)10/24/2014 1:26:16 PM
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Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
A: New Jersey got to pick first.

(plenty more where that came from, lol )



To: jlallen who wrote (61210)10/24/2014 1:29:46 PM
From: 2MAR$  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 69300
 
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

( slow market, thanks for the good laugh Pepe la Pew )