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To: 2MAR$ who wrote (61307)10/26/2014 4:10:46 PM
From: Solon  Respond to of 69300
 
Yeah! Resurrections were everywhere!

Jesus raised 3 people from the dead. Peter and Paul each raised one person. Elijah raised one person. And Elisha raised 2 people! The second person was raised from the dead when he touched Elisha's skeletal bones in Elisha's tomb! Some might call that cheating on Elisha's part--but fun is fun!

Elijah and Elisha were a sort of Tag-Team! When Elijah went up to heaven, he dropped his cloak from the sky. It landed on the ground beside Elisha. Well, what does Elisha do? He picks up that darn awesome old cloak and he walks to the Jordan River! Well, I do not know how deep the Jordan is, but people like Elisha have certain privileges! What does he do? He smacks the water with that old tattered cloak worn by Elijah for perhaps 300 years? We're not completely sure. Anyway, the water divided and Elisha walked across on the dry land. Neat, eh!

Interestingly, "Jesus" was not very knowledgeable about the Old Testament! Or he just had too many damn writers!!

2 Kings 2:11 And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.
John 3:13 "No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, ... the Son of Man."