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To: Snowman who wrote (23381)12/17/1997 1:52:00 PM
From: Seth L.  Respond to of 41046
 
All to lighten the air a little. My wife E-Mailed me this:
Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along! (Sung to the tune of "Winter
Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy although
My boss let me go
Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter; I say "No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Seth

P.S. Thanks Wendy