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Gold/Mining/Energy : Donner Minerals (DML.V) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Gene Poule who wrote (2444)12/17/1997 11:34:00 PM
From: J. Kittle  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 11676
 
To the Eubonics users:

OFF TOPIC

Early Christmas Cheer !!!
> >
> >De Ebonics Crimmus Poem
> >Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
> >And all ower da hood;
> >ereybody wuz' sleepin';
> >Dey wuz sleepin' good.
> >We hunged up our stockings;
> >An hoped like de' heck;
> >That old Santa Clause;
> >Be bringin' our check.
> >All o'de fambily;
> >Wuz layin in de beds;
> >While Ripple and Thunderbird;
> >Danced through dey heads.
> >I passed out inna' flo;
> >Right nex to my Maw;
> >When I heard sech a fuss;
> >I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"
> >I looked out thru de bars;
> >What covered my doe;
> >'spectin' de sheriff;
> >Wif a warrent fo sho.
> >And what did I see;
> >I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
> >Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
> >Pulled by giant warf rats!!
> >Now ober all de years;
> >Santa Clause, he be white;
> >But looks liken us bros;
> >Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
> >Faster dan a Po'lees car;
> >My home boy he came;
> >He whupped on dem warf rats;
> >An' called dem by name!
> >On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
> >And on Willie Lee;
> >On Saphire, on Chenequa;
> >Dey wuz a site to see!!
> >As he landed dat watta' mellon;
> >Out der in da skreet;
> >I knowed it was fo' sho';
> >Da damndest site I ebber did see.
> >He didn't go down no chimbley;
> >He picked da' lock on my doe;
> >An' I sez to myself;
> >"Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"
> >He had dis big bag;
> >Full of prezents I 'xpect;
> >Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
> >To wear roun' my neck.
> >But he left no good prezents;
> >Jus started stealing my shit;
> >Got my drugs, got my guns,
> >Even got my burglar's kit!!
> >Wit my stuff in de bag;
> >Out da window he flewed;
> >I woudda' tried to catched him;
> >But he stoled my 'nife too!!
> >He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
> >An' whipped out a switch;
> >He wuz gone in a seccon';
> >Dat son of a bitch!!
> >Next year I be hopin':
> >Anutha Sanna we git;
> >Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
> >Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!
> >
> >
Jeff

PS: Not meant to offend, someone sent it on e-mail and just passing it along.