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To: Broken_Clock who wrote (835997)2/11/2015 7:10:12 PM
From: locogringo  Respond to of 1575256
 
When do we get to regulate toilet paper?

Already attempted by Sheryl Crow. I'm sure some of these tree-huggers want that and limit flushing to once a week.

Sheryl Crow Wants Limits on Toilet Paper

Steve Verdon · Monday, April 23, 2007 ·

Apparently she doesn’t go to the bathroom. Why, you ask, does Sheryl Crow want there to be less toilet paper? Why to help the environment of course,

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.

Frankly I want to know how we can make all of humanity better by eliminating the need to..well errr eliminate like Sheryl Crow.

Another question that I have is exactly how would this be monitored and enforced? Will there be special toilet paper dispensers that measure one’s output and thus distributing the requisite square (or two or three)? Would there be a camera if people bring their own roll? Will there be a bathroom enforcement officer who will write tickets?

Of course, lets forget about the tractor trailers and buses that Sheryl Crow use while touring. Yes, little Ms. Green, who doesn’t take a dump, travels with three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars. Ahh the hypocrisy of the celebrity class.