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To: locogringo who wrote (844981)3/25/2015 9:55:50 AM
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David Letterman didn't bother with a joke. Instead, he lectured, "Here's what I find interesting about Ted Cruz, he was born in Canada. His father fled to the United States from Cuba. Yet, Ted Cruz is against immigration. Isn't that odd?" He then sneered, "Ted Cruz could be president of the United States and if you thought the Secret Service was drinking before –"



To: locogringo who wrote (844981)3/25/2015 9:56:15 AM
From: joseffy  Respond to of 1574129
 
JIMMY KIMMEL:

The election isn't for 20 more months which is a long time. And he's already running. Ted Cruz could have a sex change operation, get pregnant, decide to keep the baby, which of course he would, give birth, and still have plenty of time to run for president. And I hope he does all of those things, I really do.



To: locogringo who wrote (844981)3/25/2015 9:57:19 AM
From: joseffy  Respond to of 1574129
 
Making fun of the Harvard and Princeton graduate, Late Night host Seth Meyers joked, "If you see a t-shirt that says Ted Cruz 2016, those are not election shirts. That's just how old he thinks the Earth is."



To: locogringo who wrote (844981)3/25/2015 9:57:43 AM
From: joseffy  Respond to of 1574129
 
NBC's Jimmy Fallon "That's right, Republican Ted Cruz announced he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise in America."

The Tonight Show host then pretended to throw up.