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To: jlallen who wrote (855142)5/8/2015 7:26:38 AM
From: Mongo2116  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1577059
 
I defer to your expertise in ALL THINGS IGNORANT Sally!!! but but but it's all true!!! lol!!!!!!
And so for this upcoming election cycle, the Top 12 mandatory requirements for admission into the GOP Presidential-hopeful clown car are that you must be…

1. Bursting with irrational hatred for Obama and Hillary YUP!

2. Certain that the world will end unless there is complete destruction of Obamacare YUP!

3. Full of apathy for the poor YUP!

4. Determined to abrogate a woman’s right to choose YUP!

5. Emphatic about your aversion to the gays YUP!

6. Obsessively infatuated with Ronald Reagan YUP!

7. Convinced that Jesus has chosen you to save humanity YUP!

8. Oblivious to the relevance or value of minorities YUP!

9. Boastful of your unnatural love affair with guns YUP!

10. In complete denial about the existence of sexism, racism, and global warming YUP!

11. Able to creatively use Christianity to justify all of your hate-fueled thoughts, deeds, and beliefs YUP!

And above all else…

12. Prepared to sell your soul to the Gods of your party…the Koch brothers DOUBLE YUP!

And given that these requirements basically epitomize nearly every neo-Con currently in politics, I’m starting to think that they should probably go ahead and upgrade the clown car to a clown bus…or maybe a crazy clown train.