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To: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9 who wrote (31668)12/20/1997 10:33:00 AM
From: Tom Trader  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 58727
 
Well K Rose, just to show you that I am able to see things from a woman's perspective here goes:

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There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (scroll down for the answer)

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The perfect woman.

Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a
perfect man.

And just to show you that I try to maintain a balanced point of view: (scroll down)

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A Male's Response

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.