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To: Ellen who wrote (2470)12/21/1997 1:05:00 PM
From: MY OPINION  Respond to of 4086
 
Ellen, I have a great Christmas song wave, I was going to post it just for you.<VBG>

I'll work on it. Even if you can't hear it everyone else will,and i'm sure they will clue you in.



To: Ellen who wrote (2470)12/21/1997 1:08:00 PM
From: MY OPINION  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4086
 
I'm going to go watch some FOOTBALL,back later.

see ya



To: Ellen who wrote (2470)12/21/1997 4:32:00 PM
From: Yacht Trash  Respond to of 4086
 
Hey, I'm still here and I can post!!! I wasn't quite sure since my evil twin got into the scotch last night. Anyhoooooo, this calls for a joke!

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasp his hands together a his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The women rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she told him earnestly. Ummmm, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright, I'll be fine in a few, he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hand inside and began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel? To which he replied: "Great, but my thumb still hurts like hell". BwaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaa §¨§