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To: The Fix who wrote (4584)12/23/1997 2:10:00 AM
From: Surething  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 26850
 
NEOPHYTE NEWSLETTER WRITER NABBED IN NET PORN BUST!

Reported By Fharley Goldmaniger

The Net's latest self appointed stock guru George J. Tromp has been arrested by the FBI for making and distributing pornography over the Internet. Mr. Tromp, editor of "Tromp's Pumps" was arrested earlier this evening by FBI special agents at his Michigan home.

According to Special Agent Fox Mulva, Mr. Tromp was using "Tromps Pumps" as a front to distribute a line of Porno Videos manufactured by the notorious blue movie production house Can O' Coch Productions. Special agent Mulva told this reporter that Mr. Tromp had employed high pressure sales against hundreds of unsuspecting individuals who had sent him emails requesting a copy of "Tromps Pumps."

In addition to receiving the 7 page "Pump", victims of this porn push received a 5 minute "loop" of Can O' Coch's latest feature Amateur Action at Snap Lake. This explicit XXX video contains some of the most intense and graphic displays of pornography by some of Porn's "Biggest" stars. Not surprisingly Mr. Tromp himself appears in the Video under the thinly disguised pseudonym "George Pump." Also wanted for questioning in connection with this pornmotion ring are Director Andy Churner, Producer Pierre Brun, Actors Walter WADD, SureBigthing, Porn Legend the FIX, and the alluring Sofa Sogude. Another featured actor, the notorious Smellyfinger , is not wanted for questioning
due to the rather small part he had in the video.

Wayne Keshup, Mr Tromp's lawyer and personal songwriter, told this reporter that his client was a victim of a complex hacking scheme perpetrated by a group of internet impostors hell bent on framing his client. Mr. Keshup demanded the FBI hold a conference call with him and his client to clear this whole thing up.

In the meantime, Mr. Tromp has been released on bail and was last seen heading towards the Silver Dome to get tickets for next weeks Playoff game. He refused to comment on any of the allegations.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ALL OF US!!!!!!!



To: The Fix who wrote (4584)12/23/1997 6:48:00 AM
From: George J. Tromp  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 26850
 
Hi All: Surething will be my copywriter., Fix will be the agent., and
Walt will be the guide. We will set up a relay station between Snap
Lake and Yellowknife with cellulars., we will start the rumors at
Snap Lake transfer then to the Silverdome and provide the half=time
show. We could get the Dallas Cowgirls to do a few lines with a vocal
by Barry Switzer. We could put hulla skirts on Deon., and do the juk
into the end zone. At the end of the game we would have all the
exits spammed with Winspear leaflets. The leaflets would contain
1 free pass to the Greatest Show on Earth and 1 free record of
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds." Paul Simon could enclose a small
casset with the leaflets entitled "Diamonds on the soles of her shoes"
when played back at 33RPM becomes a mooney indoctrination
program for Snap Lake.

Fix., do you remember the Sox game some time back when the
great promoter Bill Veech handed out Disco Records before the start
of the Tiger Sox game., I forget the year. Ironically Disco was on its
way out and the fans burned the records on the field. They made
good frisbees as well. Seem to recall about 2 hr delay in the game.
The media made hay of that one. I have a lot of respect for Mike
Ditka and the Payton days. Walter was a pleasure to watch and one
of the great ones. A class act. I spent a few games in Chicago., with
my father-in-law., being a longtime sox and bear fan. Lets hope Waanstadt turns the team. Chicago is a great football town as well
as Detroit. What I would really like to see is Bearcat get his team
back in Cleveland.
George