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To: Rosemary who wrote (26225)12/23/1997 3:11:00 PM
From: Paul van Wijk  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 176388
 
Rosemary,

I think we do it the same way as you americans.
Food, presents, being nice to eachother, care for the poor a
few days.

The only unique thing in Holland is that we have two Santa's.
One like your Santa, we call him the "Christman". But the real man
for us the dutch is Sinterklaas. Although he's a little bit weird.

Sinterklaas was born in Turky (not turkey). He is very, very old
and looks a little bit like santa-claus, but he has no beer-stumach. (hope I translated it well).

He has a funny hat called a "mijter". He always has a book in
his hand (the book from "sinterklaas"). In this famous book he
can read every detail about all the kids who have been to naughty.

The man lives in Madrid most of the year. But in November he
comes over the sea to Holland with a boat, a steamboat.
There is always a live broad-casting when he arrives in the harbour.
Sometimes he arrives in a city that is 100 miles from the coast.
How he do such things, nobody knows. He always has something "magic".

He sits on his white horse, the horse of Sinterklaas. Also on
deck are a lot of Zwarte Pieten (Black Pete's). They are his servants.
There is a black-pete for everything you can imagine.
For example; a black pete who buys the presents is called a
purchase-pete. And a black pete who take care of the horse of
Sinterklaas is called a horse-pete (the dutch are very original
when it comes to picking names).

But to continue my story, Sinterklaas comes on land and rides
away on his white horse waving with his right hand to all the
kids (and parents who also find it very exciting and
are glad that they have kids so they have a good excuse to go
see him).

From the moment he is "in the country" kids are allowed to put
their shoe in front of the stove. Usually the kids are forced to
put a big carrot in the shoe. This is for the horse of Sinterklaas.
When you have nice parents, that will be it, but for those who are
unlucky they are also forced to sing a song for the old man.

Example;
Sinterklaas do come in with your servant,
Because we are all sitting straight up,
Maybe you have a little time,
Before you ride back to Spain,
Come then to our house,
And leave your little horse outside,
And we are singing, and we are jumping and we are very happy
Because there are no naughty kids involved

In dutch it also rimes!

After the kids have sang their song they finally
get the change to go to bed. When they were lucky
Sinterklaas (or one of his black pete's) put a present
in the shoes. You see, there is also some good news.

But maybe you have already noticed that Sinterklaas
is obsessed by naughty kids. He has no mercy with them.
All these kids were put in a bag (the bag from Sinterklaas)
and he takes them with him to Madrid.
Or, if they were lucky, they will only be spanked by one
of his black pete's. Every black pete has a "roe" for this.
A "roe" is a bundle of twigs.

This goes on for a few weeks until it is 5 december. Then
the whole country is celebrating his birthday, although it
is a well-known fact that the man's birthday is at the 6-th.

And I have to agree, he is weird, but it is really nice of him
that instead of getting presents he seems to enjoy giving
the whole country presents.

But......at the day before his birthday Sinterklaas is on
the air.
And believe it or not, every year something happens that
makes Sinterklaas very disappointed.

For example; a kid has said that Sinterklaas doesn't exist and
it is all fake. For Sinterklaas this is already enough to
cancel the whole party. (as i said, he can't take much from
naughty kids, he's obsessed).

All the kids who have kissed his ass by singing songs and more
of that crap all started to realize NO PRESENTS!
From that moment there is total panic.

But luckely, after Sinterklaas has told over and over how
disappointed he is, he always changed his mind. Usually
after innocent kids were again forced to sing a few of his
favorite songs to please him.

And finally, after dinner is finished, the dishes are cleaned
etc., coffee on the table an idiot start knockin on the door.
This is one of the black pete's (I guess, never seen them but
that is because they are in a hurry. They have to deliver millions
of bags with presents through the whole country. And although
there are a lot of black-pete's, even you should understand
that this is tough operation (we don't have UPS in Holland).

Next day, on his birthday, Sinterklaas is already on his way
home. According to the above song on his white horse.
Why he don't take the steamboat to go home, nobody knows.
But as I said before, it's a weird man.

What this has to do with Dell? Well uh...

Paul