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To: Surething who wrote (68)	12/25/1997 4:41:00 AM
From: Zardoz	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 223

Santa Claus stopped off at my house today. And he delivered all the presents that I wanted, except certain stocks. But, just as I thought I had the guy out the door, he stopped, turned to me and said: "Could you help me with my stock portfolio?" After two hours of laughing, I suggested he lay of the Vodka, invest in a fitness centre, weightloss clinic, better/faster reindeer, and maybe slash expenses {fire the elfs} and farm out the labour! He replied that he received about 1 billion cookies today, 400 millions litres of milk, 100 million kisses from woman under the mistletoe {lucky guy hey}. And all this at midnight. MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR OR HAPPY RETURNS TO ALL

To: Surething who wrote (68)	12/29/1997 12:07:00 AM
From: Ed Pakstas	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 223

Surething!!! I gotta good one!!!! Heard the greatest news this morning in the local Tim Horton's... Da farmers in da area where all a buzzin' about turkey sales for dis festive season... They was all whinin' about how dey wished dey was in da toikey business...All der buddy's who was raisn' dem gobeldy gooks are sold out...and evrybody's screamin' fer mor.... We gotta find one of dem cheap turkey stocks, if der is any and get on da wagon...Gotta be a buck or two in dem somewhere... Personally, if I see anymore of dat der turkey meat, I'm gonna ralph... <hic>...<g>...ed