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To: mtnres who wrote (2620)12/25/1997 4:04:00 AM
From: Eamons  Respond to of 4086
 
OOOOhhhhhhh, good one, but relax, here's a decent one for you:

It's Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girls's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says.

"That's cool" says Bobby. Carries's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father reponds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.

"Yeah," say Carries father, "Carrie really like to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.

A few minutes later, carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"



To: mtnres who wrote (2620)12/25/1997 4:18:00 AM
From: Eamons  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4086
 
Merry Christmas!!! I got just what I wanted; a Smith and Wesson 4013 Tactical pistol. OOOOOHHHhhhhh life is good. Hey naysters, come an' get me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAA. Ohhhh, I do feel powerful. It must be the copenhagen. Or the pistol. Firearms feel good on Christmas day. See you. Really, I see you, I'm watching every move you make through your window. Yea I see you looking through the threads making up crap to write so you can get stock at a cheaper price but I'm there watching, waiting............. Go ahead and write your crap at other's expense....ever here of Karma. See you later.

Stewart