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Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1577123 BlackLivesMatter TO BOYCOTT WHITE-OUT SNOWSTORM JONAS! Angry White Dude by AWD THIS RACIST SH*T AIN’T RIGHT! Winter Storm Jonas is forecasted to drop up to a foot of the white stuff from the Carolinas to Nueva Jork Ciudad. This does not sit well with some who see snow as a sign of a racist, oppressive America.#BlackLivesMatter has called for a boycott of the upcoming snow and ice storm because of the racial overtones of snow. Local #BlackLivesMatter leader Revrum LaShonTay Jackson said to the press:“Everybody knows America is the most racist country in America. From small things to big things-uh! It started with whites bringing us from Africa to build this racist country for the purpose of white privilege to keeping brovas and sistahs out of the Academy Awards -uh because they are black to white cops shooting good boys who ain’t never done nuffin’ wrong -uh in inner cities to black people being oppressed with what white weathermen and crackas so casually call “white-stuff-uh!” Every winter, black children are forced to look out their windows and see nothing but white! You think this is by accident? And don’t you find it odd that we only see the racist “white stuff” called snow in countries that are controlled by white people?! You don’t see white snow in Africa where diversity and multiculturalism are appreciated. In Africa, every race and culture if valued. Except when they kill the white farmers. But white farmers could easily be confused with racist snow so it’s an easy mistake.Therefore, Black Lives Matter will boycott all snowstorms until more multi-cultural snowflakes fall! Scientists tell us no two snowflakes are the same but that’s a racist lie designed to keep the black man down. Because everybody know that every snowflake is white! Every single snowflake-uh! #BlackLivesMatter demands black and brown snow and black and brown weathermen. And, while we’re at it, we demand black and brown awards for our black and brown actors. Oh, yeah, just forget about those BET Awards where we don’t allow crackas to get awards.” Spokesman for all black people Revrum Al Sharpton echoed Revrum Jackson’s words:“White racism in white snow is easy to see once you put all the pieces together. Snow is white which alone is oppressive. White children play in the snow and build snowmen. What color is the snowman? That’s right. White. And what do the white children put on the white snowman for a nose? That’s right, a carrot! And who eats carrots? That’s right. Bugs Bunny! And when have you ever seen a black Bugs Bunny? Never! If you did, you would have seen that gun-loving racist Elmer Fudd shooting him down like Trayvon Martin for doing nuffin’ wrong! Like I said, racism in snow is obvious once you look at the big picture. Therefore, we are organizing a protest march against this so-called snowstorm called “Jonas” (a cracka name if I’ve ever heard one!) to be held August 15, 2016. After hearing of the protests against the racism found in snowstorms, the Academy Awards has decided to create a new, special award called “Best Instance of Finding Racism Where There Is None.” However, it will not be called an Oscar. It will be called a “LaShonTay.” Based on the ridiculous race-baiting performances in the ‘professional black victim’ community every day, there will be great competition for the LaShonTay.