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To: Brumar89 who wrote (916837)1/24/2016 3:21:39 PM
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DEAR JADA PINKETT-SMITH: Is That ILLEGAL ELEPHANT IVORY In Your House?

I saw your video about boycotting The Oscars because The Academy nominated zero blacks in the best actor category this year (The second year in a row by the way).

All I have to say is…‘That’s not right and it’s right up there with some of the greatest atrocities known to mankind.’ Any way …

I’m sorry that you and Spike Lee are upset. I haven’t seen Concussion yet, but I hear Will did a fantastic job. I hope you guys get over your deep grief. I’ll be praying for you.

As I watched your angry video, I couldn’t help but notice a big ass horn coming out of the right side of your noggin. Which had me saying to myself, ‘Self … WTF happened to Jada? She done sprouted a horn!’ (See the pic below)


I’ve gotta admit, at first I was shocked…because I haven’t seen you on TV or the big screen since The Nutty Professor (Which, by the way, I thought you definitely deserved an Oscar for). So, I didn’t know whether or not in that near twenty year time gap if you some how grew a rather long protuberance from your skull cap. I was worried.

However, as the video rolled on and as the camera panned the room a wee bit, I saw that it wasn’t a horn growing from your head, but rather an elephant’s ivory tusk. This was sort of shocking to me because I thought you Hollywood types would not, under any circumstance, own ivory taken from a slaughtered bull elephant. That’s weird. The way I know it’s an elephant’s ivory is because of the obvious shape and the way it’s displayed.

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To: Brumar89 who wrote (916837)1/24/2016 4:00:44 PM
From: Bonefish  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1572713
 
Since global warming causes more snow it should help the ski industry.



To: Brumar89 who wrote (916837)1/24/2016 4:24:25 PM
From: J_F_Shepard  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1572713
 
Yes, I can easily name the slopes that are closed......what would that mean to you????