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To: Yacht Trash who wrote (2642)	12/27/1997 3:32:00 AM
From: Kurt N	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4086

Here's one: A guy was broken down on the side of the road when a farmer walked by with a pig that had three good legs and on wooden peg. The man asked the Farmer: Excuse me sir, but that pig...what happened? The farmer replied: That is a very special pig..one night the house caught fire. This pig woke everyone up and got them out of the house. Saved everyone's lives. A very special pig. The man asked: But he....? The farmer cut him off and said: This pig is so dear to us...one day the truck went off the rode and I knew when we hit the river we were certain we would all drown. This pig jumped into the water and dragged us all to shore. A real special pig here!! The man said: But his leg...his leg is missing?? The farmer replied: This is a special pig sir and ya jes don't eat a special pig like this one all at once.... ;) Kurt

To: Yacht Trash who wrote (2642)	12/27/1997 3:54:00 AM
From: Yacht Trash	Respond to of 4086

This is terrible.....only a few olives and pineapple wedges thrown at me tonight. But then again, that is how my adoring bar fans show me love.....DOH!!.......Ok, I'm talkin to me again!! Oh, the belly laugh!!..........A man stubbed his toesie while walking the beach and looked down to see Alladdin's lamp. Knowing the story, he picked it up and gave it a rub a dub...... rub. Sure enough, "POOF", Mr. genie is at your service. He says, "your wish is my command. Unfortunately, I'm not a powerful genie and can grant you only one wish." OK,.......The man stated stated that he had always wanted to visit his ancestral home in Europe but was afraid of flying and didn't trust boats. "Genie, he said, I want to build a highway across the ocean so that I can drive to Europe!! The genie considered the logistics, driving pilings down through miles of water and then having the winds and sea lash at the pavement on the road. "That's pretty difficult," he said "Is there something else that I can do for you?" The man thought for a moment and said, "I want to understand women!!" The genie replied without a moments hesitation, "do you want that highway to be two lanes or four??"...........BwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa