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To: jlallen who wrote (929954)	4/11/2016 10:57:32 AM
From: Wharf Rat	1 Recommendation Recommended By gronieel2 Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1573135

If people cared, lawyers wouldn't be first in your heart and last in America's. A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer were in a car. They ran out of gas, and were forced to stop at a farmers house. The farmer said that there are only 2 extra beds, and one person will have to sleep in the barn. The Hindu volunteered: "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn," so he went out to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer heard a knock on the door. It was the Hindu, who said, "There is a cow in the barn. It's against my beliefs to sleep with a cow." So the rabbi said, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn." A few minutes later, the farmer heard another knock on the door and it was the rabbi. He said that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is a pig, and there is a pig in the barn. So the lawyer was forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there was another knock on the door. It was the pig and the cow.