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To: Bonefish who wrote (930299)	4/13/2016 2:12:54 PM
From: FJB	Respond to of 1583869

Bono should tell some Muhammed jokes at the "refugee" camps. =============================================================== Prophet Mohammed was out on a jihad in foreign lands, got sick, and couldn't get better. He finally called in a Jewish wise man who examined him. The sage thought for a bit, and then told Mohammed: "Get a bucket. Poop in the bucket. Pee in the bucket. Have all your family do it. Then leave the bucket in a closet for a week. Next, for 7 days, put your head in the bucket and breathe deeply. Then call for me." Mohammed did as he was told, then called for the sage "By my beard! I am cured! How did you do it?!" The Jewish sage just shrugged, "Meh. You were just homesick."