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To: Mr.Manners who wrote (3545)	1/5/1998 12:43:00 AM
From: Druss	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

Kasha--The early years. Here at the SI Rag we have followed the life and adventures of Kasha for some time. Kasha lives in a refrigerator box, stays drunk on Thunderbird wine, doesn't work a bit, and has a net worth of about zero. Naturally since we at SI work like dogs, have to stay sober to work and have a net worth of minus six or seven figures we would like to know how Kasha made it. We were fortunate enough to get back answers to questions we sent to Kasha's first girl friend, Lucy. Lucy lives in Cold Pit, Canada, in the far North. Thanks for writing me. I don't get much mail up here and it is nice to hear from someone. I knew Kasha from the time he was a baby, we were about the same age. We grew up hunting seals, caribou, and bears together for food. Kasha was pretty normal for around here I guess. He had a dog sled like everyone else and a good rifle and a really nice shack. He built the shack himself from driftwood which shows he was always enterprising, I guess. Kasha and I were an item so to speak for a couple of years. I remember one day we were sitting together talking and he looked over at me and said, "You know, Lucy, I would like to have sex with something." About three years later it occurred to him to ask me. He was a fine physical specimen and very fond of his dogs. It is really true that the men of the far North are all husky f**kers. I thought we were perfect together, I still remember sitting around in his shack drinking Sterno and eating raw seal blubber. Then he would say,"Lets go melt some ice." and we would go outside in any weather and get lost in passion. What split us up was he went South supposedly for a couple of weeks one winter and never returned. He wrote and said they had even better stuff to drink than Sterno there and not only that they heated their houses in winter. I never believed either of those two stories but I never did see Kasha again so who knows maybe they are true. If you see Kasha say hello for me. I still miss him, I still can't kiss a guy with Sterno on his breath without thinking of him. Lucy