Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Post Your Chicken Jokes Here -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Arizona Pete who wrote (73)	12/30/1997 8:14:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Respond to of 260

>>Clearly the scientists at Tysons Food dropped an extra mean gene...<< That reminds me of a man I used to know named "Mean" Gene Watkins. He was an old fart... about 182 years old I would guess. He hated kids. Everyday he would go out on his front porch and yell... "Hey, you kids... get the hell off of my lawn!" or "If I catch one of you kids I'm going to gouge yer eyes out!" or "Don't let me catch you near my petunias, you little bastards!" Well, as you can guess, after a while the neighbors started to complain about 'Mean' Gene. I don't think they were worried about any children, but rather about Gene himself. You see, Gene lived in one of those retirement condominiums and there weren't any kids around. Heck, he didn't even have a lawn or any petunias! Turns out he still had some grenade shrapnel lodged in his brain from the big War. I wonder what ever happened to ol' Mean Gene..... TLC