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To: gronieel2 who wrote (955235)8/8/2016 10:17:41 PM
From: Broken_Clock  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1575868
 
bingo

but she's "for" the working man and working woman
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Subj: Message from The Queen




As you know, my dear people, for the last year the Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi -- in the furthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails.

Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you, the people. For the five months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Marts and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land, sharing your poverty and needs.

How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor that we removed thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Shockingly, unscrupulous and ungrateful officials later forced us to return many of these treasures. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire and beyond have given me just enough for us to scrape by.

During these difficult times, we had to cut back. When our daughter was married, we only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding. And, I remember our hopes, as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment, that one day she would be able to move on from that humble and shabby abode to something more fitting. After working for MSNBC for a starting salary of a mere and insulting $600,000 per year, what else could she do? So I now pay her $3,000,000 a year plus incidentals to run the 'Foundation'. Hard times do happen in the Kingdom of Clinton but we must carry on.

So, as I travel across the (our) kingdom to meet you all, I will be listening, sharing and committing to things you want. Then, when the time for the royal election (Coronation) comes, I know I can count on you to crown me and Jester Sir William (I know him as slick Willie) as your rightful monarchs, with my assurance that I will continue King Obama's policies, and we can all live happily ever after.

Your Queen-in-Waiting and Deserving,
Hilarity Rotten Clinton - The Princess of Wailing of York (as in New York)

AKA -- Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton