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To: Carol who wrote (14608)	1/1/1998 6:37:00 PM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 108807

Carol, I'm really horrified at the news about Michael. I think, if nothing else, this absolutely must call attention to his inadequacies as a father. One simply cannot parent without a nose. Statistically a very high percentage of children with noseless parents wind up in psychiatric care. It's appalling. Perhaps Sir Elton would be interested in adopting? Or the Queen, who has such an excellent track record in healthy child-rearing practices and as you say, is adept at kissing ass, a preference she may have developed as a result of an affair with the precariously-nosed Michael. Had you read about that? It may have been in the Star.

To: Carol who wrote (14608)	1/2/1998 10:39:00 AM
From: Father Terrence	Respond to of 108807

Carol: >I heard that Michael Jackson's nose is about to drop off, due to all the plastic surgery he had on it. Of course, my source is the "National Enquirer".< Were you not aware that dear MJ's nose already fell off? It happened years ago during the filming of his 'Captain EO' 3-D rockarama for Disney. Since that time MJ has made do with various 'Mr. Potatohead' noses that he discovered in the piles of assorted toys he uses to lure... er... fill with joy, all the young boys he likes to have in his entourage. This was originally reported in The New York Times, though not as good a source, I guess, as the National Enquirer! Father Terrence