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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (93)	1/2/1998 12:42:00 AM
From: taxikid	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 260

cluck cluck.. online again.. peck at me.. on the home page??

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (93)	1/16/1998 8:16:00 PM
From: Area51	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 260

You want chicken jokes? Okay Four 14 foot chickens find an old bottle (the kind that genies pop out of), remove the cork (an evolution of considerable difficulty as you can surely imagine) and out pops the genie. The genie says, 'for releasing me from the bottle I will grant you each one wish'. The first 14 foot chicken (named as coincidence would have it, Tastes like Chicken) weary from the difficulty of removing the bottle cork, says 'I want opposable thumbs'. Poof ; he has opposable thumbs and (Bawk, Bawk, Bawk) runs off to pop the top on a cold one. The second 14 foot chicken, concerned that the stores of beer are running dangerously low (as an aside this illustrates the importance of having a reliable human to maintain and manage the liquor supplies, in return for which he would be provided with unlimited access to the inventory which is only fair) asks for an undepletable supply of beer. Poof; a warehouse appears full of bottles of beer. The second chicken runs off to join the first chicken. The third 14 foot chicken (named as coincidence would have it lisa) says 'I want to bet my bottle cap against $150K, that all of my friends disputed trades on SI have been made exactly as described'. Poof; her bottle cap is taken away from her. The third chicken retreats to the computer to author a long SI editorial about how evil, cheatful and immoral genies are, and includes a description of how good she looks in a swimsuit. > The fourth 14 foot chicken, who has ties to the elite Chickenarati and is concerned with strategizing for a possible upcoming struggle with humans,says 'I want my intelligence increased by 500%'. Poof; he is turned into a normal 6 foot human. > Bawk, Bawk, Bawk - BTW I enjoyed your fangs joke (ROFL) (All characters in this story are fictional. Any resemblence of the 14 foot chickens in this story to actual people, either living or brain-dead, is entirely coincidental). >