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To: StockDung who wrote (14745)	10/12/2016 9:57:04 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 73664

This guy had a few pet porpoises in his swimming pool, of course it's illegal to have porpoises as pets anywhere... he decided to add a few sea gulls to the pool area since it was fully screened in and the sea gulls would add a more tropical atmosphere to his poolside... so he looked in the papers for ads for sea gulls and found one place that had a few sea gulls for sale... The guy went to buy the sea gulls but the seller told him the sea gulls were still too young to travel... he promised he would be careful taking them home... so, the seller sold the guy the infant sea gulls... When the guy returned home, he saw two sleeping lions laying right across his front door to his house and blocking the front door... he very carefully stepped over the lions not to disturb them to enter his house with the baby sea gulls... That's when he was arrested for transporting underage gulls across sedate lions for illegal porpoises... GZ